The Pairing List That Ate Fandom

Done!

The rules are pretty loose this time around.

-- Every pairing is up for grabs by anyone.
-- There's no limit on length. You can write a 100k story or you can write a drabble or you can write fic in the comments. The more, the merrier.
-- If you do write a story elsewhere based on a pairing on the list, please link in the comments.

So that's it. Have fun, you guys! :)

The Pairing List That Ate Fandom

1.Javier Vachon (Forever Knight)/Polgara (Belgariad)
2.Disco Stu (The Simpsons)/Tony Stark (Iron Man)
3.Delirium (Sandman)/Slappy Squirrel (Animaniacs)
4.Butler (Artemis Fowl)/Laura Cadman (SGA)
5.Queen Guinevere (King Arthur legends)/Mike Nesmith (The Monkees)
6.Queen Esmereldas (Queen Esmereldas, or any other movie in the arc)/Margaret (Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret)
7.Kendall Hart Slater (All My Children)/Bree Van De Kamp (Desperate Housewives)
8.Anyanka (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)/Brenda Chenowith (Six Feet Under)
9.Haley (Hard Candy)/Dr. Beverly Crusher (Star Trek:TNG)
10. Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)/Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands)
11. Odd Thomas (Odd Thomas)/Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov (Crime and Punishment)
12. Andy Gallagher (Supernatural)/Tiffany Aching (Discworld)
13. The Middleman (The Middleman)/Eeyore (Winnie the Pooh)
14. Jonathan Levinson (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)/Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report)
15. Miss Piggy (Muppets)/Donkey (Shrek)
16. Athena (BSG 1978)/Joan Girardi (Joan of Arcadia)
17. Lessa (Anne McCaffrey Dragon series)/Jubilation Lee (X-Men)
18. Drustan mab Necthana (Kushiel's Legacy)/Bobby Singer (Supernatural)
19. Eberts (The Invisible Man)/Thomas Raith (Dresden Files books)
20. Lando Calrissian (Star Wars)/Serafina Pekkala (His Dark Materials)
21. Lucien Lacroix (Forever Knight)/Zoe Washburne (Firefly)
22. Patrick Harper (Sharpe)/Kou Shuurei (Saiunkoku Monogatari)
23. John the Skrull (Captain Britain and MI13)/Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs)
24. Bernice Summerfield (Doctor Who)/Mon Mothma (Star Wars)
25. Ellen Ripley (Alien)/Ensign Ro Laren (Star Trek:TNG)
26. Pippin (Lord of the Rings)/Squirrel Girl (Marvel comics)
27. Anathema Device (Good Omens)/Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) – YES. YES, THIS. It's a little obvious but I'm really not caring.
28. Akagi Ritsuko (Neon Genesis Evangelion)/Michael Carpenter (The Dresden Files)
29. Will Scarlett (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)/Robin Sera (Witch Hunter Robin)
30. Sarek (Star Trek)/Edmund Blackadder (Blackadder, any version) – Bwahahahaha!
31. Dr. Nathan Stark (Eureka)/Shirley Schmidt (Boston Legal)
32. Granny Weatherwax (Discworld)/Amy March (Little Women)
33. Original Cindy (Dark Angel)/Avatar Roku (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
34. The Continental (SNL)/Mr. Woolsey (Stargate Atlantis)
35. Teal'c (Stargate SG-1)/Snake Plissken (Escape From New York) – I'm actually kind of fascinated by that pairing the more I look at it. Hmm.
36. Wilf Mott (Doctor Who)/Thursday Next (Thursday Next)
37. Joyce Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)/Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)
38. Ford Prefect (Hitchhiker's Guide)/Willard Phule (Phule's Company)
39. Brisco County Jr. (The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.)/Alton Brown (Good Eats, Feasting On Asphalt)
40. Wendy Watson (The Middleman)/Harry Callahan (Young Wizards, post-widowing)
41. Sheba (BSG 1978)/Capt. Samuel Vimes (Night Watch, Discworld)
42. Jack Aubrey (Master and Commander)/Baiken (Guilty Gear games)
43. Automan (Automan)/Frau Blucher (Young Frankenstein)
44. Mme. Marie Curie/Saul Panzer (Nero Wolfe)
45. Nancy/Mac (Sideways Stories from Wayside School)/Lee Holloway (Secretary)
46. Joolushko Tunay Fento Hovalis (Farscape)/Fujisaki Akari (Hikaru no Go)
47. Major Klaus von dem Eberbach (From Eroica With Love)/Sakon Tachibana (Ayatsuri Sakon)
48. Yelena Rossini (Transmetropolitan)/Lord John Grey (Outlander)
49. Marian of Leaford (Robin of Sherwood)/Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)
50. Briar Moss (Circle of Magic)/Emerson Cod (Pushing Daisies)
51. Edmund Bertram (Mansfield Park)/Gunther von Christ (Kyo Kara Maou)
52. Valancy Stirling (The Blue Castle)/Wash (Firefly)
53. Bingo Little (Jeeves and Wooster)/Takashi, King of G-Boys (Ikebukuro West Gate Park)
54. Eric Northman (Sookie Stackhouse books/True Blood)/Gwynplaine (The Man Who Laughs)
55. Marion Ravenwood (Raiders of the Lost Ark)/Miko Kusanagi (SGA)
56. Dr. Girlfriend (Venture Brothers)/Kitty Pryde (X-Men)
57. Felix Harrowgate (Doctrine of Labyrinths, Sarah Monette)/Kivrin Engle (Doomsday Book)
58. Alison Cameron (House)/Jennifer Waters/She-Hulk (Marvel)
59. Elizabeth Weir (SGA)/Topanga Lawrence (Boy Meets World)
60. Harry Flashman (Flashman books)/Sgt. Lincoln Osiris (Tropic Thunder)
61. Cyrene (Xena)/Annie Cartwright (Life on Mars)
62. Cookie Kwan (The Simpsons)/Logan Cale (Dark Angel)
63. David Sandstrom (ReGenesis)/James Herriott (All Things Bright and Beautiful, etc.)
64. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)/Doogie Howser (Doogie Howser, M.D.) -- Aljsda;lkjkj;slkj;sspk.
65. Lenny Nero (Strange Days)/Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
66. Santiago (Interview with the Vampire)/Terry McGinnis (Batman Beyond)
67. Julian Wells (Less Than Zero)/Chuck (Pushing Daisies)
68. Bree (Transamerica)/Faith Lehane (Buffy/Angel) – Wow. That's ... wow.
69. Bergholt Stuttley “Bloody Stupid” Johnson (Discworld)/The Pigeon (Mo Willems's Pigeon books)
70. Lacey Thornfield (The Middleman)/Mitch Hennessey (Long Kiss Goodnight)
71. Leslie Winkle (The Big Bang Theory)/Trixie (Deadwood)
72. Amanda Palmer (musician)/Morgan Rowlands (Sweep)
73. Timothy McGee (NCIS)/Daria Morgendorfer (Daria)
74. Jermaine (Flight of the Conchords)/Fairy Shoe Person (Sesame Street) – SOMEBODY DO THIS.
75. Burton “Gus” Guster (Psych)/Ty Lee (Avatar)
76. Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins, bookverse)/Dick Grayson/Nightwing (DC Comics)
77. Kate Conner (Carpe Demon series)/Karrin Murphy (Dresden Files books)
78. T-Rex (Dinosaur Comics)/The Nurse (Romeo and Juliet) – That's brilliant.
79. Sasha Bordeaux (DC Comics)/Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
80. Alex Drake (Ashes to Ashes)/Yaz Pistachio (Bloom County)
81. Dan Fielding (Night Court)/Moist (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
82. Naoe Nagi (Weiss Kreuz)/Nami Matsushima/Matsu the Scorpion (Female Convict 701 Scorpion)
83. Egwene (Wheel of Time)/Amanda Waller (DC Comics)
84. Nikola Tesla (The Prestige)/Sarah Connor (Terminator/SCC) -- Ooooo.
85. Kim Kelly (Freaks and Geeks)/Jane Roland (Temeraire, Naomi Novik)
86. Dr. Zoidberg (Futurama)/Sunjata (Kushiel's Legacy series)
87. Saffron (Firefly)/Dorothy Gale (Wizard of Oz)
88. Yukino Miyazawa (Kare Kano)/Tyrion Lannister (A Song of Fire And Ice)
89. Brienne of Tarth (A Song of Fire And Ice)/Rowena Ravenclaw (Harry Potter)
90. Tiny Carl Jung (Dresden Codak)/Roy Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist)
91. Taichi Yagami (Digimon Adventure)/Doc Robbins (CSI)
92. Penelo (Final Fantasy XII)/Bob (Re: Your Brains/Jonathan Coulton)
93. Kennedy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)/Vincent (Eureka)
94. The Devil (Brimstone)/Neville Longbottom (HP) – I think I love that far more than I should.
95. Gerard Way/Murphy Brown (Murphy Brown)
96. Yamamoto (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)/Harry Dresden (Dresden Files)
97. Lindsey McDonald (Angel)/Hercule Poirot (Poirot books)
98. James Bond (James Bond films)/Bella Swan (Twilight) – BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA. HAHAHA. Heee.
99. Raphael (Teenage Mutant Mutant Turtles)/Buckaroo Banzai (Buckaroo Banzai)
100. Jane Roland (Temeraire)/Margaret Prior (Affinity)
101. Reginald “Reggie” Mantle (Archie Comics)/Eowyn (Lord of the Rings)
102. Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)/Albert Eberts (Invisible Man)
103. Seiju Shikidu (Dolls)/Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
104. Buddy Cole (Kids in the Hall)/G'Kar (Babylon 5)
105. Shego (Kim Possible)/Jason Lezak
106. Betty Draper (Mad Men)/Dr. Girlfriend (Venture Brothers)
107. Pris (Blade Runner)/Dunstan Thorn (Stardust)
108. Scott Summers (X-Men)/Samantha Spade (Without a Trace) – Damn, that could actually work.
109. Maya Herrera (Heroes)/Nathan Stark (Eureka)
110. Roy Harper (DC Comics)/Odin All Father (Norse Mythology)
111. Francine Hanson (Mad Men)/Dubby (The Middleman)
112. Sam the Butcher (The Brady Bunch)/Douglas Fargo (Eureka)
113. Hyacinthe (Kushiel's Dart)/Maya Roy (Life on Mars)
114. Wesley Crusher (Star Trek: TNG)/Alice (Alice in Wonderland)
115. Hiro Protagonist (Snow Crash)/Ivan Vorpatil (Miles Vorkosigan books)
116. Hatori (Fruits Basket)/Magenta (Rocky Horror)
117. Rem (Death Note)/Jonny Quest (Jonny Quest)
118. Domatix (Asterix and Obelix)/Amon (Witch Hunter Robin)
119. Owen Harper (Torchwood)/Lucy Diamond (D.E.B.S.)
120. Donna (Doctor Who)/Sara Sidle (CSI)
121. Donald Eppes (Numb3rs)/Barbara Wright (Classic Doctor Who)
122. Walter Dornez (Hellsing manga/OVA or anime version)/Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
123. Paul Schafer (Fionavar Tapestry)/Mark Grayson (Invincible)
124. Flora Segunda (Flora Segunda, Ysabeau Wilce)/Sue Storm (Fantastic Four)
125. 8th Doctor (Doctor Who)/Tenjou Utena (Shoujo Kakumei Utena)
126. Oz (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)/Barbara Havers (Inspector Lynley Mysteries)
127. Kyle Rayner (DC Comics)/Marion Ravenwood (Indiana Jones)
128. Vicky Nelson (Blood Ties)/Lady Heather (CSI)
129. Nancy (Doctor Who, The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances)/Sydney Bristow (Alias)
130. Kuma (Gokusen)/Sam Axe (Burn Notice)
131. Darien Fawkes (The Invisible Man)/Marie DeLuca (Roswell)
132. Saavik (Star Trek)/Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)
133. Rhys Williams (Torchwood)/Sam (Benny and Joon)
134. Ban Midou (Getbackers)/Poison Ivy (DC Comics)
135. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)/Austin James (Probe)
136. Charlie Baker (Cheaper By The Dozen)/Agent 99 (Get Smart)
137. Handsome Rob (The Italian Job)/Jenny Diver (The Threepenny Opera)
138. Erin Stonebender (Spider Robinson's Callahan novels)/Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh (Crossing Jordan)
139. Ted Kord (Blue Beetle)/Father Dougal (Father Ted)
140. Mikey Tuttle (American Choppers)/Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones)
141. Sulu (Star Trek)/Audrey Hanson (Heroes)
142. Shaman Queen Himiko (early Japanese history)/Ursula (The Little Mermaid)
143. Yuki (Vampire Knight)/Matt Parkman (Heroes)
144. Vislor Turlough (Doctor Who)/Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)
145. Aris Boch (Stargate SG-1)/Velma Kelly (Chicago)
146. Jessi Ramsey (Baby-sitters Club)/Yzma (Emperor's New Groove)
147. Harriet Vane (Dorothy Sayers)/Gwen Turner (Mallrats)
148. Ryu Amakusa (Tantei Gakuen Q)/Stephanie Plum (Janet Evanovich's series)
149. Hel (Metropolis)/Munsu (Shin Angyo Onshi)
150. Claire Fisher (Six Feet Under)/River Tam (Firefly/Serenity)
151. Fax (Dragonriders of Pern)/Callisto (Xena)
152. Jadzia Dax (Star Trek: DS9)/The Naughty Sorceress (Kingdom of Loathing)
153. Blixa Bargeld (RPF)/IDA (The Middleman)
154. Diane Hughes (Jake 2.0)/Azula (Avatar the Last Airbender)
155. Prior Walter (Angels in America)/Madeline Westen (Burn Notice)
156. Bobby Goren (Law and Order: Criminal Intent)/Michael Rosenbaum – BWAH.
157. Faramir (Lord of the Rings, books)/Colonel Brandon (Sense and Sensibility)
158. Reggie Higgins (Fame)/Oscar Wilde
159. Don Pedro (Much Ado About Nothing)/Joxer (Xena: Warrior Princess)
160. Modesty Blaise (Modesty Blaise)/Leonard (The Big Bang Theory)
161. Carolyn Lam (Stargate SG-1)/Lacey (The Middleman)
162. Kyle (Kyle XY)/Chris Halliwell (Charmed) – Uh, GUH.
163. Herbert West (Re-Animator)/David Sinclair (Numb3rs)
164. Mara Jade (Star Wars)/Emma Bovary (Madame Bovary)
165. Kirk Lazarus (Tropic Thunder)/Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle II (DC Comics)
166. Augustus “Gussie” Fink-Nottle (Jeeves and Wooster)/Tony Rodriguez (NYPD Blue)
167. Carlton Lassiter (Psych)/Rachel Dawes (The Dark Knight)
168. Jethro Cane (Doctor Who)/Postman Pat (Postman Pat)
169. A Shoggoth (Lovecraft)/Luke (General Hospital)
170. Sand dan Glokta (The First Law)/Kyoko (Skip Beat!)
171. Warren Peace (Sky High)/Kit Marley (Promethean Age, Elizabeth Bear)
172. Sayid Jarrah (Lost)/Wendy Darling (Peter Pan)
173. Maid Marian (Disney's Robin Hood)/Don Leslie Orville (3rd Rock From The Sun)
174. Toshiko Sato (Torchwood)/Tetsuo (Akira)
175. Rachel Dawes (Batman)/Angua (Discworld)
176. Laura Roslin (BSG)/Thor (Norse mythology OR Marvel Comics)
177. Lucas Buck (American Gothic)/Jake Foley (Jake 2.0)
178. Carline (Magician)/Gidget (Gidget)
179. Lucius Fox (Batman Begins/The Dark Knight)/Mo Testa (Dykes To Watch Out For)
180. Lilly Kane (Veronica Mars)/Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
181. Michitaka (RH Plus)/Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H)
182. Claire Jackman (Jekyll)/Hypatia of Alexandria (historical figure)
183. Fantasia (Idlewild by Nick Sagan)/Deep Thought (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
184. Michelangelo Buonarroti (The Agony and the Ecstasy)/Dirk Blackpool (Wizards and Warriors)
185. All Swearengen (Deadwood)/Dr. Lance Sweets (Bones)
186. Cher Degre (Wolf's Rain)/Rowan the Steerswoman (Steerswoman novels)
187. Domyouji (Hana Yori Dango)/Sabrina Spellman (Sabrina, the Teenage Witch)
188. Matt Parkman (Heroes)/Claidi (The Claidi Chronicles by Tanith Lee)
189. Aristotle McKenzie (Head of the Class)/Toph Bei Fong (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
190. Will Laurence (Temeraire)/CJ Cregg (The West Wing)
191. The Hermit (Kingdom of Loathing)/Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
192. Valirion Maurgen (Exiles)/Katherine (The Privilege of the Sword)
193. Marianne Engle (The Gargoyle)/Moss (The IT Crowd)
194. Basher (Ocean's 11/12/13)/Mr. Bean (Mr. Bean)
195. Nanny Ogg (Discworld)/Lucas Scott (One Tree Hill) – Heeeeeeeeee.
196. Cameron Phillips (The Sarah Connor Chronicles)/Delilah (Sword Dancer by Jennifer Robinson)
197. Booster Gold (DCU)/Pacey Witter (Dawson's Creek)
198. Priss Asagiri (Bubblegum Crisis 2040)/Anamaria (Pirates of the Caribbean)
199. Sarah Crewe (A Little Princess)/Diarmiud dan Ailell (Fionavar Series)
200. Sergeant Mendoza (New Zorro, '90s version)/Mr. Rourke (Fantasy Island)
201. Subaru Sumeragi (Tokyo Babylon X)/Lane Kim (Gilmore Girls)
202. Richard (Looking For Group)/Emma Peel (The Avengers)
203. Sarah (The Crow)/F'lar (Dragonriders of Pern)
204. Chase Stein (Runaways)/Susan Calvin (Isaac Asimov's various Robot stories)
205. Seras Victoria (Hellsing)/Molotov Cocktease (Venture Brothers)
206. Julia Child/Gregory Edgeworth (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
207. Kazu (My Boss My Hero)/Bobby Wheeler (Taxi)
208. M (James Bond)/Tyler Marlocke (PS 238)
209. Derek Reese (The Sarah Connor Chronicles)/Deb Morgan (Dexter) – Oh, my God, I think I just orgasmed.
210. Nursey (Blackadder)/Lisa Rowe (Girl, Interrupted)
211. Ginshuu (Amatsuki)/Nenene Sumiregawa (R.O.D.)
212. Anamaria (Pirates of the Caribbean)/Kara Thrace (BSG)
213. Riverwind (Dragonlance)/Bruce Wayne/Batman (DC Comics)
214. Moist (Discworld)/Bertie (Jeeves and Wooster)
215. Pinky Tescadero (Happy Days)/Amy DeLuca (Roswell)
216. Greta Salpeter (The Hush Sound)/Sha Goyjo (Saiyuki)
217. Deanna Troi (Star Trek: TNG)/Temeraire (Temeraire)
218. Anthony Carver (Gunnerkrigg Court)/Leia Organa (Star Wars)
219. Gurney Halleck (Dune)/Nana Osaki (Nana)
220. Jack McFarland (Will and Grace)/Desire (Sandman) – Heh. Bwahaha. Heeee.
221. Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H)/Maureen Johnson (RENT)
222. Doug Fargo (Eureka)/Moss (The IT Crowd)
223. Lt. Bracy (Fix Bay'nets)/Chii (Chobits)
224. Emerson Cod (Pushing Daisies)/Fatale (Soon I Will Be Invincible)
225. Rudge (The History Boys)/Pooh Bear (Hundred Acre Wood)
226. Jakita Wagner (Planetary)/Abel Nightroad (Trinity Blood)
227. Jane Eyre (Jane Eyre)/Nero Wolfe (Nero Wolfe mysteries)
228. Pavel Chekov (Star Trek)/Miss Marple (Agatha Christie mysteries)
229. Ilan (Lord of the Isles, David Drake)/Arou (Mekakushi no Kuni)
230. Teyla Emmagan (SGA)/Catwoman (Batman)
231. Old Gregg (The Mighty Boosh)/Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11)
232. Der Tod (Elisabeth, musical)/Fohristi-whirl Skaffen-Amstiskaw Handahen Dran Easpyou (The Culture)
233. Sayid (LOST)/Ariadne Oliver (Agatha Christie)
234. Tachibana Shito (Zombie Loan)/Abe Sapien (Hellboy)
235. Amber (House)/Artemis (Greek Mythology)
236. Hancock (Hancock)/Gracia Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)
237. San (Princess Mononoke)/Clarice Starling (Silence of the Lambs)
238. Alice (Dilbert)/Patrick “Kitten” Braden (Breakfast on Pluto)
239. Violet Elizabeth Bolt (Just William)/Eowyn (Lord of the Rings)
240. Harriet Vane (Lord Peter Wimsey mysteries)/Jon Snow (A Song of Ice and Fire)
241. Marianne Dashwood (Sense and Sensibility)/Samantha Bee (The Daily Show) – Oh, my God, somebody do this.
242. Stephen King/Aziraphale (Good Omens) – I think I just sprained something in my brain with gleeeee.
243. The Doctor (Doctor Who)/Abigail Wheeler (Blade: Trinity)
244. Simon Adebisi (OZ)/Nico Minoru (Marvel Comics)
245. Harry Kim (Star Trek: Voyager)/Lucas Wolenczek (Seaquest) – Ooo.
246. Sir John Falstaff (The Merry Wives of Windsor/Henry IV)/Andrew Ryan (Kathy Reichs Bone's books)
247. Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl)/Conan the Cimmerian (Robert E. Howard books)
248. Edmund (Chronicles of Narnia)/Hank Moody (Californication)
249. Creed Bratton (The Office US)/Hafidah Gates (Shadow Unit)
250. Comic Book Guy (The Simpsons)/Emerson Cod (Pushing Daisies)
251. Edison Carter (Max Headroom)/Tommy Oliver/White Ranger (Power Rangers)
252. Jubal Early (Firefly)/Charlie Young (The West Wing)
253. Sherlock Holmes (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes)/Dobby the House Elf (Harry Potter)
254. Carmela Rodriguez (Young Wizards)/Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds)
255. Rayne (BloodRayne)/Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1)
256. #6 (The Prisoner)/Inspector Lunge (Monster [anime])
257. Kurdy (Jeremiah)/Carol Ross (Keen Eddie)
258. Charles “Trip” Tucker (Enterprise)/Dr. Natalie Lambert (Forever Knight)
259. Logan Cale (Dark Angel)/Sasha (Kindred: The Embraced)
260. Ellen Tigh (BSG)/Sparks (Sealab 2021)
261. Thorkell (Vinland Saga)/Butler (Artemis Fowl)
262. Maggie Scully (X-Files)/Benton Fraser (Due South)
263. Daisy (Dead Like Me)/Davis (Tru Calling)
264. Jane (Coupling)/Dan Dreiberg/Nite Owl II (Watchmen)
265. Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan (The Vorkosigan Saga)/Sara Sidle (CSI)
266. Donna Noble (Doctor Who)/Dog the Bounty Hunter
267. Djaq (BBC Robin Hood)/Lois Lane (Superman)
268. Ororo Munroe (X-Men)/Dakin (The History Boys)
269. The Bowler (Mystery Men)/Blue Worm in the Wall (Labyrinth) – That ... almost works for me, actually.
270. Marthe Crawford (Lymond Chronicles)/Suzie Costello (Torchwood)
271. Sir Godber Evans (Tom Sharpe, “Porterhouse Blue”)/Marian Cunningham (Happy Days)
272. Inara Serra (Firefly)/The Luggage (Discworld)
273. Tomoe Sakura (Weiss Kreuz)/The Night Wind (Unico)
274. Sagara Sousuke (Full Metal Panic)/Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development)
275. Tim Speedle (CSI Miami)/Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
276. Pint-size (Questionable Content)/The Lorax (The Lorax)
277. Carla D'Amato (Emma Bull's War for the Oaks)/Gregor Vorbarra (Vorkosigan/Barrayar series)
278. Himemaya Anthy (Revolutionary Girl Utena)/Robby the Robot (Lost in Space)
279. Eric Weiss (Alias)/Peachy (The Man Who Would Be King, movie)
280. Cordelia (Barrayar series)/Jo Lupo (Eureka)
281. Joshua Doors (Earth: Final Conflict)/Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
282. The Naughty Sorceress (Kingdom of Loathing)/Layla Miller (X-Factor)
283. Dougal (The Magic Roundabout)/John “Bluto” Blutarsky (Animal House)
284. Ruth Cole (A Widow For One Year)/Shatterstar (Marvel Comics)
285. J.K. Rowling/Gemma (Hellblazer)
286. Yuuko (xxxHolic)/Agatha Heterodyne (Girl Genius)
287. Freya McAllister (Thoughtcrimes)/Coraline/Morgan (Moonlight)
288. Hakim Atawari (Emma)/R2D2 (Star Wars)
289. Kaylee (Firefly)/Sarah Rainmaker (Gen13)
290. Alice Cullen (Twilight)/George (Being Human) -- ... wow.
291. Nine (Doctor Who)/Black Hat (xkcd)
292. D (Petshop of Horrors)/Charie Gage-Radcliffe (DC Comics)
293. Skywise (Elfquest)/Harry Kim (Star Trek Voyager)
294. Inara Serra (Firefly)/Tami Taylor (FNL) – I kinda want to see that, actually.
295. Autolycus (Xena/Hercules)/clone!Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG-1)
296. Kathy Selden (Singin' in the Rain)/Suzumiya Harui (Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi)
297. Phyllis (Life of Mars)/Natasha Fatale (Rocky and Bullwinkle)
298. Artemis Gordon (Wild Wild West)/Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho)
299. Freddy Mercury (Queen)/Church (Red vs. Blue)
300. Marla Singer (Fight Club)/Carolyn Burnham (American Beauty)
301. Illyana Rasputin (X-Men)/Bear Grylls (Man vs. Wild)
302. Agent Cooper (Twin Peaks)/Nikerator (Mask of Apollo)
303. Marc Bolan (musician)/David Sinclair (Numb3rs)
304. Magrat Garlick (Discworld)/L (Death Note)
305. Samus Aran (Metroid)/Major Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost in the Shell)
306. The Marquis de Carabas (Neverwhere)/Vicky Nelson (Blood Ties)
307. Dana Whitaker (Sports Night)/Diana Skouris (The 4400)
308. Sagara Sanosuke (Rurouni Kenshin)/Sybil Trelawney (Harry Potter)
309. Jerri Blank (Strangers with Candy)/Mike Celluci (Tanya Huff's Blood series)
310. Izumi Sou (Lucky Star)/Lestat (Vampire Chronicles)
311. Fujiwara no Sai (Hikaru no Go)/Sean McNamara (Nip/Tuck)
312. Marvin the Paranoid Android (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, movie)/Ashley “Threesocks” Morgan (Hustle)
313. Phineas Fogg (Secret Adventures of Jules Verne)/Eblis O'Shaughnessy (The Sandman)
314. Rusty Venture (Venture Brothers)/Orlando (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier)/
315. Evil!Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)/Rorschach (Watchmen)
316. Gabriel (the Prophecy movies)/The Joker (Batman)
317. Pallas Athena/Slappy the Squirrel (Animaniacs)
318. Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes)/Lewis Barnavelt (The House With A Clock In Its Walls, etc.)
319. Prince Edward (Enchanted)/Mary (The Secret Garden)
320. Greta Salpeter (The Hush Sound RPF)/Cliff McCormack (Veronica Mars)
321. Mark Sloane (Grey's Anatomy)/Victoria Asher (Bandom)
322. Aleister Crowley (real person, occultist)/Thranduil (The Hobbit)
323. Nately's Whore (Catch-22)/Wonder Woman (DC Comics)
324. Kuchiha (Amatsuki)/Jocard (Pirates of the Caribbean)
325. James Rhodes (Iron Man movieverse)/Bianca (The Rescuers)
326. Cosmo Brown (Singin' in the Rain)/Dorothy Gale (Wizard of Oz) – GAH. \o/
327. Mephistopheles (Faust, legend)/Bernard Black (Black Books) – GAH AGAIN. \o/
328. Dana Scully (The X-Files)/Jo Lupo (Eureka)
329. Captain Teague (Pirates of the Caribbean)/Thierry (Night World)
330. Radek Zelenka (Stargate: Atlantis)/Kid (Eyeshield 21)
331. Shizuru Fujino (Mai Hime)/Dr. Venture (Venture Brothers)
332. Ty Lee (Avatar)/Olivia Benson (Law and Order: SVU)
333. Zhaan (Farscape)/George Michael Bluth (Arrested Development)
334. Maladicta (Discworld)/Tracy Turnblad (Hairspray)
335. Hexadecimal (ReBoot)/Spider (Anansi Boys)
336. The Abbe du Coulmier (Quills)/Midna (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
337. Steve Trevor (DC Comics)/Elastigirl (The Incredibles)
338. The Bowler (Mystery Men)/Kero-chan (Cardcaptor Sakura)
339. Donovan “Van” Ray (Fastlane)/Helen Rossi (The Historian)
340. Zeratul (Starcraft)/Ace (Doctor Who)
341. Ash (Supernatural)/Cordelia Chase (Buffy/Angel)
342. Silk (Belgarid)/Centauri (The Last Starfighter)
343. Luke Girardi (Joan of Arcadia)/Will Stanton (The Dark Is Rising, books)
344. Aeon Flux (Aeon Flux, cartoon)/Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
345. Archie Goodwin (Nero Wolfe Mysteries)/Napoleon Solo (Man from UNCLE)
346. Ilya Kuryakin (Man from UNCLE)/Gert (Runaways)
347. Carlton (Fresh Prince of Bel Air)/Carlos Ramirez (Dresden Files books)
348. Abigail Chase (National Treasure)/Hayley Stark (Hard Candy)
349. Stanley Tweedle (Lexx)/Ivan Vorpatil (Vorkosigan)
350. Mercy Thompson (Patricia Briggs' Mercy Thompson series)/House (House)
351. Dil Navaz (Earth)/Noser (The Middleman)
352. Ista dy Chalion (Chalion series)/Dick Gumshoe (Phoenix Wright)
353. Fran Katzenjammer (Black Books)/Scarlett O'Hara (Gone With The Wind)
354. Princess Amy (The Ordinary Princess)/Henry Deacon (Eureka)
355. Gulabji (Saawariya)/CJ Cregg (The West Wing)
356. Harvey (Farscape)/James Cole (Twelve Monkeys)
357. Mistress Overdone (Measure for Measure)/War (Good Omens)
358. Thom of Trebond (Song of the Lioness)/Maeby Funke (Arrested Development)
359. Gus (Psych)/Gerald Tarrant (Coldfire Trilogy)
360. Kanzeon Bosatsu (Saiyuki)/Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todo: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)
361. Sharpay Evans (High School Musical)/Amethyst (Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld)
362. Jeff Murdock (Coupling)/Mr. Collins (Pride and Prejudice)
363. Pandaran Brewmaster (Warcraft)/Sir Humphrey Appleby (Yes (Prime) Minister)
364. Samantha (I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue)/James St. James (Party Monster/Disco Bloodbath/RPF)
365. Orochimaru (Naruto)/Humbert Humbert (Lolita)
366. Miss Rose (The Wicker Man, original)/Sherlock Holmes
367. Darla (Buffy/Angel)/Ellen Ripley (Alien)
368. Alan Shore (Boston Legal)/Simon (Firefly)
369. Laura Cadman (Stargate: Atlantis)/Anathema Device (Good Omens)
370. Caliban (The Tempest)/D'Artagnan (Three Musketeers)
371. Amelia Earhart/Yaone (Saiyuki)
372. Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)/T-Rex (Dinosaur Comics)
373. Ziro the Hutt (Star Wars: Clone Wars)/Xenia Onatopp (James Bond)
374. Perfect Tommy (Buckaroo Banzai)/Eowyn (Lord of the Rings)
375. Martha (Doctor Who)/Sheriff Carter (Eureka)
376. Joe Dawson (Highlander)/Lacey Thornfield (Middleman)
377. Jim Gordon (The Dark Knight)/Ronon Dex (SGA)
378. Adam Park (Power Rangers)/Sango (InuYasha)
379. Juiet Parrish (V)/Perdita (101 Dalmatians)
380. Cindy MacKenzie (Veronica Mars)/Temperance Brennan (Bones)
381. Zoe (Firefly)/Capa (Sunshine)
382. John Sheppard (SGA)/Evelyn Carnahan (The Mummy)
383. Susan Ivanova (Babylon 5)/Faith Lehane (Buffy)
384. Wolf (The 10th Kingdom)/Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)
385. Amy Gardner (The West Wing)/Felix Jaegar (Warhammer Fantasy)
386. Randal Graves (Clerks)/Richard Wilkins II (Buffy)
387. Sam (Garden State)/Rene Belloq (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
388. Gin Ichimaru (Bleach)/Pikachu (Poke'mon)
389. Agatsuma Soubi (Loveless)/Devon King (Midnight Caller)
390. Cimorene (Enchanted Forest Chronicles)/Dr. Donald “Ducky” Mallard (NCIS)
391. Meredith Palmer (The Office)/Snow White
392. Touta Matsuda (Death Note)/Flip (Finding Nemo)
393. Iroh (Avatar the Last Airbender)/Jet Black (Cowboy Bebop)
394. Angela Petrelli (Heroes)/Richard Woolsey (SGA)
395. Dexter Morgan (Dexter)/Mr. Midnight (The Return of Captain Invincible)
396. Kerr Avon (Blake's 7)/Radek Zelenka (SGA)
397. Sergeant Torin Kerr (Tanya Huff's Valor series)/Vincent Law (Ergo Proxy)
398. Mister Smith (Jeremiah)/Troy Boulton (High School Musical)
399. Trixie Belden (Trixie Belden series)/Avon (Blake's 7)
400. Diane Hughes (Jake 2.0)/Jennifer Keller (SGA)
401. Mr. Eko (LOST)/Stormer (Jem)
402. Anubis (Ronin Warriors)/Hiro Nakamura (Heroes)
403. Lavie Head (Last Exile)/Zora Neale Hurston
404. Jinto Lin (Crest of the Stars)/Willow Rosenberg (Buffy)
405. Stormer (Jem)/Verper Lynd (James Bond)
406. Marla Singer (Fight Club)/Jeff Blue (Undercover Blue) – Oh, WOW. That could be amusing.
407. Lord Bowler (Adventures of Brisco County Jr.)/Zathras (Babylon 5)
408. Seamus Harper (Andromeda)/Killashandra (Killashandra books)
409. Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)/Doug Penhall (21 Jump Street)
410. Wyatt Cain (Tin Man)/The Little Mermaid (Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Mermaid)
411. Elwood Blues (Blues Brothers)/Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros.)
412. Darkheart (Care Bears movies)/Eowyn (Lord of the Rings)
413. Chantinelle (Hellblazer)/Melina (Total Recall)
414. Roiben (Tithe/Ironside)/Blessed Elua (Kushiel Saga)
415. Gwen Raiden (Angel)/Tsuzuki (Yami no Matsuei)
416. Teal'c (Stargate SG-1)/Shaun (Shaun of the Dead)
417. Barack Obama/Bellatrik LeStrange (Harry Potter)
418. Judas (The Bible)/Will Laurence (Temeraire)
419. Kudoh Yohji (Weiss Kreuz)/Jubilation Lee (Generation X)
420. Ruby (Supernatural)/Jonathan Strange (Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell) – That's maybe a little bit awesome.
421. Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)/Death (Sandman)
422. Mike Waters (My Own Private Idaho)/Dr. Girlfriend (Venture Brothers)
423. Eleanor (The Mighty Boosh)/Shannon Rutherford (LOST)
424. Damon Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries)/Horatio Caine (CSI Miami)
425. Jo March (Little Woman)/Ennis del Mar (Brokeback Mountain)
426. Jean Tannen (Gentleman Bastard Sequence)/Christian Mann (Verbotene Liebe)
427. Aquaman (DC Comics)/Max (Dark Angel)
428. Mishra (Magic: The Gathering)/Racetrack Higgins (Newsies)
429. Skull the Troll (PvP)/Princess Jasmine (Disney's Aladdin)
430. The Soup Dragon (The Clangers)/Admiral ZEX (Star Control 2)
431. Guy of Gisbourne (Robin of Sherwood)/Sara Tancredi (Prison Break)
432. Meg Masters (Supernatural)/Nicole Wallace (Law and Order: Criminal Intent) – I think I just blew a synapse.
433. Bender (Futurama)/Evil (Time Bandits)
434. Carol Jarlewski (jPod)/Autolycus (Hercules)
435. Olive Snook (Pushing Daisies)/Belldandy (Ah! My Goddess)
436. Jimi Hendrix/Sam Oliver (Reaper)
437. Diva (Blood +)/Chas Kramer (Constantine)
438. 355 (Y: The Last Man)/Alison Blair (X-Men)
439. Alberich (Valdemar)/Snow Charming (The Charmings)
440. Captain Awesome (Chuck)/Naesala (Fire Emblem)
441. Ishamael/Elan Moran Tedronai (Wheel of Time)/Kate Harper (The West Wing)
442. Iolaus (Hercules)/Sylphiel Nels Lahda (Slayers)
443. Vincent (Beauty and the Beast)/Dalek Sek (Doctor Who)
444. Lucifer (Sandman/Lucifer comics)/Sybil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers)
445. Jenny Sparks (The Authority)/Corporal Hicks (Aliens)
446. Lirael (Old Kingdom)/Muffy (Maureen Birnbaum Barbarian Swordsperson)
447. Frannie Vecchio (due South)/Ryan Ross (Panic at the Disco)
448. Rem (Death Note)/Ewon Jung (Totally Captivated)
449. Sean Maher (RPF)/Derek Reese (The Sarah Connor Chronicles)
450. Giovanni Bruni (Casanova movie)/Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
451. Kosh (Babylon 5)/Kyle Reese (Terminator movies)
452. Yomiko Readman (R.O.D)/Lina Inverse (Slayers)
453. Susan Sto Helit (Hogfather)/Albedo Piazzolla (Xenosage)
454. Pepper Potts (Iron Man)/Jonathan Strange (Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell)
455. John Winchester (Supernatural)/Miss Parker (Pretender)
456. Jules Cassidy (All Through The Night)/Aaron (Titus Andronicus)
457. Cristina Yang (Grey's Anatomy)/Eric Forman (House)
458. Xellos (Slayers)/Priestess Rao (Okami)
459. Richard Rahl (Sword of Truth)/Jonas Quinn (Stargate SG-1)
460. John Byers (X-Files, Lone Gunmen)/Henry Letham (Stay)
461. Urumi Kanzaki (GTO)/Sara Sidle (CSI)
462. Azrael (Dogma)/Will Laurence (Temeraire)
463. Queen Narissa (Enchanted)/Blue (Wolf's Rain)
464. Spike (Buffy)/Bel Thorne (Vorkosigan books)
465. Rodney McKay (SGA)/Kay (10 Things I Hate About You) – Oh, man, I'd pay money to watch those two verbally tear each other to pieces.
466. Lornette “Mace” Mason (Strange Days)/Morpheus (Sandman)
467. Teresa Moreno (Sharpe)/Daisy Adair (Dead Like Me)
468. Infested Kerrigan (StarCraft)/Joan Holloway (Mad Men)
469. Dory (Finding Nemo)/Mitsuru (Persona 3)
470. Harry Dresden (Dresden Files)/Kanzeon Bosatsu (Gensoumaden Saiyuki)
471. Go Eun Chen (Coffee Prince)/Tonegawa (Kaiji)
472. M (James Bond)/Yuuko (xxxHolic)
473. Rawdon Crawley (Vanity Fair)/Tara Maclay (Buffy)
474. Buster Bunny (Tiny Toons)/Neil Perry (Dead Poets Society)
475. Lennier (Babylon 5)/Jimmy (H.R. Puf-N-Stuf)
476. Serene (Riviera: The Promised Land)/Harley Quinn (Batman)
477. Ryan Evans (High School Musical)/Becky Sharp (Vanity Fair)
478. Lina Inverse (Slayers)/Ellen Harvelle (Supernatural)
479. Integra Hellsing (Hellsing)/Ronald Sandoval (Earth: Final Conflict)
480. Carmelita (Dirty Sexy Money)/Nadia (Bare the musical)
481. Alice Elliot (Shadow Hearts games)/Jaina Solo (Star Wars)
482. Geoffrey Chaucer (A Knight's Tale)/Gwen Raiden (Angel)
483. Vaarsuvius (The Order of the Stick)/Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity)
484. Jon Snow (A Song Of Fire And Ice)/Vicky Nelson (Blood Ties)
485. Gavin (Kids in the Hall)/Helena Bertinelli (DC Comics)
486. Marilyn Monroe/Eighteen (Dragonball Z)
487. Yankumi (Gokusen)/Kyoko (Black Cat)
488. Laura Roslin (BSG 2003)/Jacqueline “Jake” Pratt (Young Americans)
489. Guchuko (Potemayo)/The Monarch (Venture Brothers)
490. Oscar Francois deJarjayes (The Rose of Versailles)/Talia al Ghul (DC Comics)
491. Kanna (AIR)/Harle (Crono Cross)
492. Lex Luthor (Smallville)/David Addison (Moonlighting)
493. Brainiac 5 (DC Comics)/Odo (Star Trek DS9)
494. Integra Hellsing (Hellsing)/Jack Kerouac
495. Aud (Erik the Viking)/Mimi Clark (Jericho)
496. Justin Taylor (Queer as Folk US)/Sharpay (High School Musical)
497. Lwaxana Troi (Star Trek TNG)/Fairy Godmother (Cinderella)
498. Florence (Harsh Realm)/Roy Harper (DC Comics)
499. Ramses Emerson (Amelia Peabody series)/Jennifer Keller (SGA)
500. Harrison Davies (Tru Calling)/Adric (Doctor Who)